The Mighty Dragon of the Comprehensive Martial World

This is a rap about a mighty hero in a comprehensive martial arts world

Hey, hey, come on, bros, follow me!

The story begins, the hero's soul transmigrates to Northern Song

Then he discovers a magical world, where martial arts are a beautiful dream

Heroes from Jin Yong and Gu Long, outlaws from Liangshan, who can match me?

Nine Yin, Nine Yang, Beiming, Xixing, I roam wherever I please!

A golden finger comes standard, it forces me to flirt with girls

So embarrassing, such a pain, don't give me full marks or I'll cry

Turn down the girls and you gain experience,

Learn martial arts and you'll be amazing

Slowly, my heart turns straight,

Every girl I see is a fresh battery!

The heroines all worship me as their idol, my kills are godlike

Like a celestial immortal descended to earth, they call me a master

I smash through the Six Fan Gate or the mountain sect, my wine stays warm in the cup

I've only used thirty percent of my power, the action's about to get intense!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.