Journey to the West: From the Start, I Stole Elixirs Right Under Laozi's Nose

A minor cultivator from the East Victory Divine Continent finally ascended to Heaven and became an immortal after a hundred years of hard cultivation. To survive until the Dharma-ending Age, Jiang Wei swore that he would be a quiet and handsome man!

Ding! Congratulations, Host. The "Intelligent Immortal Cultivation System" has been activated. Automatic idle cultivation, intelligent training, unlimited progress, and 999 times in a second.

Ding! The Host has been detected cultivating the Ninth-Rank Celestial Immortal Art. A "Third-Rank Golden Elixir" is being given free of charge.

Doushuai Palace!

"Wait, when you say it's free, you mean you're taking control of my body and making me steal it?!"

"Stop! Stop... Damn it, stop right now! I just want to be a quiet and handsome man! You lousy System, stay away from me!"

Ding! Congratulations, Host. After using this System's idle cultivation to reach the "Golden Immortal" realm, you will receive a "Dao Companion" and a "Superior-Grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, the Moonlight Wheel" free of charge.

One dark and stormy night on the Moon Star, Jiang Wei stared in stunned silence at Chang'e, who stood beside him with a murderous look on her face!

"Immortal Maiden, please hear me out!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.