I’m Really Just an Ordinary Rideshare Driver!

Xu Lang is a transmigrator. Before his golden finger activates,

he has to make ends meet by becoming a veteran driver! Ahem... a perfectly respectable ride-hailing driver!

One day, he picks up a young couple.

While Xu Lang drives, the couple starts getting busy in the back seat!

Xu Lang immediately offers a friendly reminder: "Please fasten your seat belts!"

But the couple ignores him and even says he's just jealous because he can't get any!

Xu Lang slams on the brakes. Since the couple weren't wearing their seat belts while getting busy, their front bumpers end up scraping against each other...

Afterward, his golden finger drops from the sky like a delightful surprise!

A CCVV reporter interviews Xu Lang: "What do you do for a living?"

Xu Lang replies in a humblebragging tone: "I'm really just an ordinary ride-hailing driver!"

The reporter immediately retorts: "If you're an ordinary ride-hailing driver, why do you hire someone to drive for you?"

Xu Lang thinks for a moment. "Because I drive too fast!"

The novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.