Ten Years in Seclusion at Longhu Mountain, Then I Wiped Out My Blind Date from the Start

In a coffee shop.

Su Rui was listening to his beautiful, alluring blind date introduce herself.

"My name is Lin Wan."

"I've studied dance since I was little and earned the highest, level 13 certification."

"I've studied vocal music and reached a professional level."

"I can paint, too. But I'm not as accomplished at it as I am at dancing."

"I like watching movies, but I don't like artsy films because I don't have that many artistic sensibilities."

"I like desserts, and I enjoy a little wine, but I know when to stop."

What a catch!

"Since we've made a good impression on each other, can I eat you now?"

Su Rui: "This soon?"

"It's not soon at all. With other men, by now I'd have eaten them down to the bone."

Su Rui: "Then I really am honored... Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Su Rui, and I'm from Longhu Mountain."

With that, Su Rui drove his sword into Lin Wan's chest.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.