A Vengeful Ghost Shows Up at My Door, and My Casual Chat Scares It into Calling the Police

"Hello, the power's out in the neighborhood. Want to buy a candle?"

A sudden blackout, and a ghost shows up at the door selling candles.

Light one, and your lifespan will run out, leaving you as food for evil spirits!

But just then, Gu Fan suddenly bound himself to the Anti-Cliche System. All he had to do was make evil spirits fear and respect him to fully activate it.

And so...

"I've got an amusement park in the North District. Nobody dares force their way in! No matter how much money or power you've got, it's useless!"

"That man-eating demon tried to stake out my place and use it as a hideout. I blasted him clear out of there!"

"You know about the war between the demon tribe and the Spirit Management Bureau? We manufacture soul weapons and ship them out at the same time. We really cut out the middleman..."

"You know the nine-tailed fox clan? Their princess came to ask me to take care of her, and I threw her right out of the amusement park..."

After all that bluster, the evil spirits believed every word. Their souls wavered, and they were so terrified they scattered in panic!

"This human... is truly terrifying!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.