Playing the Boss, Is It Really So Strange to Carry an AK Everywhere?

On set, they were about to start filming a street fight scene.

Clatter!

A hammer hit the ground.

Under everyone's astonished gaze, Fang Xiao picked it up without changing expression. "I'm playing the boss. It's only reasonable for me to carry a hammer for self-defense, right?"

Director: ...

Other actors: ...

A little while later.

Clatter!

A heavy AK hit the ground.

Director: ...

Other actors: ...

Under everyone's bewildered gaze, Fang Xiao bent down and picked up the gun without changing expression. "I'm playing the boss. It's perfectly normal for me to carry an AK, right?"

A little while later.

"Young Master, we're here to save you!"

Real grenades came flying in. Smoke billowed as hundreds of suited, heavily armed men surrounded the set. "Who dares bully our ..."

Many years later.

Fang Xiao looked at the script. "A boss role? Director, how do you think I should play this character..."

Director: ... "Just act the way you normally do... Maybe tone it down a little."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.