Hiding in a Cultivation Chat Group: They Say I Have to Die

Zhou Yan found a phone in a rental apartment on the outskirts of the city. When he opened it, he discovered a chuunibyou chat group named "Cultivation Exchange **".

"Hahaha, fellow cultivators, I've broken through to the Earth Immortal Realm! Throw me some confetti..."

"The Oriental Tower will collapse tomorrow, killing 1,381 people. Looks like we'll have our hands full again."

"Fellow cultivators, I've concocted a Youth Forever Pill. They're only 399,000 each, so get yours while you can!"

"In three days, a snake demon will summon heavenly lightning to survive its tribulation. Fellow cultivators, hurry over and exorcise it. I posted the location in the **!"

Zhou Yan lurked in the **, quietly spying on countless heavenly secrets for days on end, and even swindled quite a few cultivation techniques.

He had planned to secretly cultivate his way to immortality, but one day, he saw a death list in the **, and his name was on it!

"Zhou Yan must die!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.