The Campus Beauty Spied on My Computer, So I Used an Alt Account to Flirt with Her

I'm chatting with my online girlfriend when the student council suddenly comes to inspect the dorms.

The aloof campus belle sees the chat history on my computer and freezes.

How can he be my online boyfriend?!

Me: Sorry, senior. I just got back, and I really haven't had time to make my bed.

Aloof Campus Belle: I-it's fine. I'll make it for you. It's my job, after all.

Onlookers: Her job???

Me: Sorry, senior. I'll pick up the cigarette butts on the floor right away. Could you please not deduct points?

Aloof Campus Belle: All right. Take care of yourself, and don't smoke so often.

Onlookers: She's really not deducting points???

Me: Sorry, senior. I'll tidy up all these shoes on the floor right away.

Aloof Campus Belle: Let me clean up for you. It's my first time, so don't blame me if I don't do a good job.

Onlookers: Didn't she say she was a germaphobe????

The aloof campus belle, who never gives guys the time of day, is inexplicably gentle with me.

Something's not right. She definitely wants to steal my kidney!

Also known as: Mystery: Is the Aloof Campus Belle Being So Nice to Me Because She's Plotting Something?...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.