From the Start, My Nine-Year-Old Daughter Wants to Split Up the Family. This Is Unacceptable!

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Tao Xi finds himself facing an awkward situation from the start: his eldest daughter wants to split up the family!

Tao Xi is stunned: "Split up the family? You're only nine!"

His eldest daughter sneers: "That's still better than living with a parasite who's 29!"

Remembering the past, Tao Xi has nothing to say. He starts changing himself!

Younger daughter: "Sis, Dad's cooking is so good!"

Eldest daughter: "Don't eat yet, sis. I'll go get some antidiarrheal medicine!"

Younger daughter: "Dad, Sis says you used to sneak bites of pig feed!"

Tao Xi goes from an obese man weighing over 200 pounds to successfully losing weight!

Younger daughter: "Wow, Dad's even more handsome than the stars on TV!"

Eldest daughter: "Hmph, let's see how long it takes him to get fat again!"

Younger daughter: "Wow, Dad made so much money!"

Eldest daughter: "We're not spending his money. Let's protect ourselves in advance!"

Younger daughter: "Oh no, Dad's blind date failed again!"

Eldest daughter: "He's a serious case of a clueless straight guy!"

Tao Xi: "You want me to pursue Bingbing? Do you think I can do it?"

Eldest daughter: "With me and Sis as your wingwomen, what are you worried about? Go win her over!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.