Da Qin, I Really Didn't Fool You.

The Analects of Confucius + hilarious + scheming + relaxed + Zheng Ge + winning bamboo shoots + not doing human affairs. Qin Feng inexplicably traveled to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shihuang. So the two started a funny daily battle of wits and courage. "Qin Feng, I ask you, what do you mean when you don't talk about the strange power and chaos?" "The master doesn't want to talk to you, and uses the strange power to beat you until you are unconscious!" "I heard the truth in the morning, how can I die at night?" "I know the way to your house in the morning, and I will go over and kill you at night." "..." The introduction is weak, please move to the text for details. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.