Global Superpowers: All My Underlings Are Hilarious Players

Lin Ran transmigrated into a futuristic world of superpowers, where everyone had a chance to awaken an ability and become a superhero.

The System actually summoned players from Blue Star to possess bodies en masse, providing them with physical forms and randomly granting them superpowers!

The catch was that every ability the players awakened was bizarre and useless. But in the hands of these goofy players, even those powers became something special!

A Soulslike veteran: "I can catch any blade barehanded with 100% success. Wherever the enemy swings, that's where I catch it. This is a god-tier crowd-control skill!"

A strategy gamer: "If I slash myself, the enemy takes double damage. Give me a healer and we can make the boss die of pain. The ultimate chip-damage combo!"

A sharpshooting ace: "My superpower lets me turn my body into all kinds of guns, but I can't fire them myself. No worries, bro, I'll carry you while you fight!"

Local superheroes: "What? All of Lin Ran's men awakened useless superpowers, and you still can't beat a single one of them!"

"What? The Lightning Superman has been captured alive!"

"What? Lin Ran's men have already reached the gates of the Justice League!"

"What the hell did you just say? Say that again!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.