Journey to the West: Steal Scriptures, Kill Tathagata, Marry Guanyin

Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty: "My dear brother, I have a way in the West. The risk is too high, but the profit is considerable. After it is completed, how about you and me?" When Tang Sanzong, who was a man of martial arts, was bound to the strongest rebellion system, put on cassocks, and formed the four powerful bandits of the Eastern Land, the four-person group of Buddhists, the style of Journey to the West completely changed. Tang Sanyan: "This time to learn the scriptures, I feel we should change our thinking." Zhu Bajie: "Yes, get married first and then get the scriptures. Live up to the Tathagata and live up to you!" Sha Wuwu: "Don't you ride a white horse and drive a BMW?" Sun Xingzhe: "Take my Ruyi Golden Hoop Cannon!" Traveling westward, I meet gods and kill gods, meet monsters and take in my younger brother, and go up to the spiritual mountain in a leisurely way. Tang Sanbian pinched the Tathagata's neck: "I, Mr. Tang, came to the West to do only three things: steal the scriptures, kill the Tathagata, and marry Guanyin! From now on, there will be no sound of thunder in the West. I've finished speaking, who is in favor and who is against?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.