Villain: Three Years for the Dragon King, Life Without Parole for the God of War

Yang Lu transmigrates into a mash-up urban novel and gains the "King of Trolls" System. As long as he trolls these chuuni male leads, he earns rewards.

With his outrageous antics, Yang Lu drives each of them to the brink. Behind bars, they hold hands and weep.

The Soldier King: "I'm the mighty Dragon King! I never thought I'd get a three-year sentence."

The Tomb Raider Protagonist: "I only robbed a tomb! Was a death sentence really necessary?"

The Divine Doctor: "Sure, I don't have a medical license, but... Wait, how did this person die?!"

The Copycat Superstar: "Is plagiarism really that serious a crime?"

The Live-in Son-in-Law: "Is pouring out foot-washing water against the law, too?"

The God of War: "I stamp my foot, and the whole world... What?! Life in prison?! You can't do this! I'm the Lord of the Celestial Temple!"

System: "Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission. You have received a Real-Person Suction Device, which can pull people from the real world into a novel. Please choose a person."

Yang Lu: "I hear the novelist just got engaged. His fiancée is gorgeous, and she's a hugely popular streamer, too?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.