I Just Answered a Phone Call, So Why Do They Think I'm a Tomb Raider?

Xu Lang transmigrates to a parallel world and decides to make a fortune writing tomb-raiding novels. His novel is even adapted into a web series.

One day, Xu Lang calls the web series director to give him some pointers, just as he passes an archaeological dig at an ancient tomb beside a city street.

Xu Lang: "There'll be stone slabs blocking the way both before and after the ghost tomb... Right, above and below too."

At the dig site: "Captain, the tunnel's blocked by stone slabs at both ends. We can't get out!"

Xu Lang: "Didn't you prepare a big white goose? That's a key prop. The scene where they sacrifice a goose to the earth spirit to escape won't work without one."

At the dig site: "Captain, we got the goose. Should we kill it? ...The ghost tomb really disappeared!"

Xu Lang: "When you set up the Soul-Hanging Ladder, remember to mark one of the steps with a crescent moon."

At the nearby dig site: "Captain, we found a crescent mark on that looping staircase..."

Xu Lang: "The plot about solving the Soul-Hanging Ladder is too simple. Too bad my phone's out of battery. We'll talk later."

The beautiful archaeological team captain beside him: "Arrest him! He's a tomb raider!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.