Diagnosing Illnesses on Livestream: Viewer, You've Got a Massive Hemorrhoid

Ji Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a streamer, and gets bound to a Merit System. Doing good deeds earns him rewards, so he starts diagnosing illnesses on livestream.

"Master, my stomach has been bothering me lately. Can you tell what's wrong?"

"My friend, this isn't a stomach problem. You've got a serious case of hemorrhoids! But luckily, I've got divine-grade hemorrhoid cream right here. One bottle and you'll feel the difference."

He takes a call from a traditional-style makeover blogger.

"Hah, you're saying I'm sick? If you go around making things up, I'll sue you for slander!"

"Uh, my friend, you're not sick. Your hair's just a little thin! Luckily, I've got divine-grade hair-growth serum right here. One bottle and you'll see results."

He takes a call from an art blogger.

"My friend, you're a little weak in that department. Good thing I've got Six-Flavored Emperor Pills..."

I'm not good at writing blurbs. Read the story for yourself.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.