Journey to the West: The Eastern Land Bandit's Western Expedition

Tathagata: "Our Lingshan Group's performance this quarter hasn't been very good."

Guanyin: "Buddha, don't worry. I've got a lead on a route to the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands. The risk is a little high, but the profits are considerable. Once the job is done, you take seventy percent and I take thirty."

Wukong: Back then, I was lying under that mountain when I heard a monk shout something about the mighty Heavenly Dragon. Then the mountain was gone. He came over, grabbed me by the neck, and said I could either go with him to the Western Heaven or be sent to the Western Heaven.

Tang Sanzang: "Pighead, look after the horse. Otherwise, I'll break your legs. Hahaha!"

Tang Sanzang: "Monkey, Pighead, go take care of it. Watch your image."

Bajie: "Brother Monkey, what does Master mean by 'watch your image'?"

Wukong: "Leave no survivors. Our public image matters a lot."

Tang Sanzang grabbed Guanyin by the hair: "I'm really fired up right now."

The Western Expedition of the Three Great Bandits of the Eastern Lands: Tang Sanzang, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.