The Campus Beauty Has Gone Mad! Is a Helicopter Pulling a Banner to Confess to Me?

Xia Chen transmigrates to a parallel world.

Three months ago, he confessed his feelings to Shen Qianye, the campus belle he'd liked for three years, only to be brutally rejected.

Heartbroken, he awakened an "Ironclad Straight Man" System.

Every time he does something like a stereotypical straight man, he earns "Straight Man Points," which he can use to draw from the System and win rewards.

What Xia Chen doesn't know is that Shen Qianye rejected him only because she'd promised her family she wouldn't date anyone before graduation.

On graduation day, the usually aloof campus belle Shen Qianye does something that leaves everyone dumbfounded.

She hires a helicopter, flies to Xia Chen's dorm window, and unfurls a banner:

"Xia Chen, I love you too. Let's date!"

But Xia Chen has already become a proud, card-carrying straight man.

His reply, "Sorry, I don't love you anymore," leaves everyone stunned.

The campus belle weeps like a flower in the rain. "You absolute straight man! You're going to die alone!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.