On the First Day of School, the Dorm Matron Confessed to Me

On his very first day of college, Jiang Cheng gets dumped by his first love, Zhao Mengran.

The dorm supervisor, watching from the side: "Young man, break up with her. I really like you."

Jiang Cheng: "?"

Zhao Mengran: "?"

Jiang Cheng: "Auntie, please don't do this. You're scaring me."

Auntie: "Don't be scared, young man. Forget her!"

Jiang Cheng: "Auntie, I'm only eighteen..."

Auntie: "Eighteen is great. I don't mind that you're young."

Jiang Cheng: "Auntie, you really can't!"

Auntie: "I have a house, a car, and savings."

Jiang Cheng: "Auntie, if you keep this up, I'm calling the police!"

Auntie: "If you agree, you can have a new girlfriend right away!"

A god-tier System detects its Host. Agree to the auntie's proposal to activate it!

Jiang Cheng grits his teeth: "Auntie, actually, I kind of like you..."

Auntie: "What good is it if you like me? You need to like my daughter!"

Jiang Cheng: "?"

Xia Shiyun: "Mom! Why are you trying to find me a boyfriend again?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.