I Roasted My Blind Date from the Start, and a Star Begged Me to Marry Her

Peaceful Restaurant.

A handsome young man sits across from a woman on a blind date who spouts toxic dating advice.

The woman: "Let's cut to the chase. I want 880,000 in bride price, an apartment inside the Second Ring Road with my name on it, and at least an SUV."

"After we're married, I don't want kids. You do all the housework, and hand over your entire salary..."

Mu Yun is stunned. He gives the 200-jin porker sitting across from him a long look.

"What do you have to offer?"

"I'm a woman! There are over thirty million more men than women, so even if I were disabled, I could still get married."

Just then, the God-Tier Choice System activates.

One: Tear into the woman on the blind date and win a Lamborghini Aventador!

Two: Walk away without a word, ignoring the idiot, and win a tissue!

Three: Slap the woman across the face and win one million in cash!

Hearing this, Mu Yun makes up his mind and starts tearing into her.

"I can agree to your demands, but I have one condition. Are you a virgin? Do you even deserve me?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.