Tomb Raiding: I Go Underground Just to Trigger Traps

"Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have awakened the Strongest Tomb Raiding System. Starting rewards: a pair of Divine Eyes, a pair of Spirit Ears, and an invulnerable body immune to all magic."

Zhang Ling: "This System has to be messing with me, right?"

Six the Pickpocket: "Boss, if you don't believe it, why not use me to test it out?"

A few quick moves, and the job was done.

Zhang Ling: "Well, this System is pretty awesome!"

Chu Feng: "The best part is still to come. Come on, I'll take you to appraise some antiques!"

Huang Jun: "What's so fun about antiques? Little brother, want to go play around in a tomb?"

Lei Biao: "Whoa! Brother Ling, you're incredible! No one in generations of my family has ever been this badass. From now on, you're the Tomb-Raiding God in my heart!"

Zhang Ling: "...But I really only wanted to step on a trap!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.