I, Escherichia Coli, Start Beating Cancer Cells!

Was a famous live streaming platform hacked one day? Am I reincarnated into a bacterium? The old man actually likes rectum + eggplant? A new column on the platform is the virtual online game human body. A live broadcast actually features bacteria? What? Can a tiny bacterium dominate the entire Eagle Kingdom? Real or fake? No, there are too many flaws, and my wife wants to complain! My name is Chang Ganjun, but I don't want to be reincarnated into E. Coli! Have you ever seen colorful poop? Do you know what ed is? Do you understand Poch's difficulties? This is a "serious" popular science live broadcast! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.