My Pokémon Open Treasure Chests, and the Gods Are Crying with Worry!

Li Ye obtains a loot-box System and binds a spirit named Shenzi.

Every blessing chest absorbs the fortune of others, so Li Ye embarks on a path as an evil god hated by both gods and ghosts.

Shenzi, bless me!

Liang Zhi: "No! I get hit by a car, ambushed with a broadsword, and stung by venomous bees! Why am I always the unlucky one?!"

Shenzi, I want to open a chest!

The lovely, generous, and considerate Bai Qingxuan is shocked.

"Li Ye! So you're the evil god! You've been lying to me all this time!"

"..."

Ding! Obtained the Fang of Yamata-no-Orochi!

Yamata-no-Orochi: "Damn it! Which one of us is the evil god?!"

Li Ye says nothing and tosses out the Dice of Fate.

The evil god Yamata-no-Orochi is hit by a meteor shower, an underwater volcanic eruption, and a spacetime rift!

Shenzi! Open a chest for me!

Obtained the Sun God's Scepter! Obtained the Earth's Heart of the Lord of the Land!

The Sun God and the Lord of the Land: "Damn it! It has to be him again!"

Obtained the Night Empress's sheer black stockings! Obtained the Holy Angel's love letter!

Li Ye: ??

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.