My Diary Is Out: Everything I Wrote Is True!

Someone's cringeworthy diary from their edgy teenage years is exposed across the internet by an unreliable System.

"This is so embarrassing to read. I bet the author has already hung himself from a branch in the southeast by now, right?"

"Why don't we have some fun and track down the author?"

"I dug out a whole three-bedroom apartment with my toes."

Amid the internet's gleeful excitement, a streamer found the location described in the diary and went there to ride the wave of attention.

But the streamer's reckless stunt let a hundred-year-old zombie break out of its cage!

"There really are zombies?!"

The whole internet fell silent.

"Nine-Turn Golden Elixir?" "A celestial maiden descending to earth?" "Helping the Yellow Emperor fight Chi You?" "The Investiture of the Gods War?"

All of it... was actually real!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.