Genshin Impact: Mondstadt's Gadgeteer, with Keqing Trying to Poach Me

Lu Hua transmigrates and becomes the owner of a Mondstadt shop. While everyone else sells flour, ham, and sausages, Lu Hua sells bamboo-copter toys, dream machines, and fair-play boxing gloves. From then on, the entire continent of Teyvat changes.

Klee: "Brother Lu Hua's gadgets are so much fun, but I have to go to solitary confinement after every time I play with them!"

Hu Tao: "Brother Lu Hua, you have so many gadgets here. Can I commission one that makes a coffin really comfortable to sleep in for my clients?"

Eula: "Sell me an invincible turret, and I'll agree to anything you ask!"

Raiden Shogun: "A time machine? Can I use it to go back and see my friends?"

Keqing: "Lu Hua, if you'll open a branch in Liyue, you can name any price. Lady Ningguang and I will make it happen!"

What no one knows is that Lu Yu, the shopkeeper selling all these gadgets, is growing stronger by the day.

As for Keqing, who's trying to poach me: show me how you slice up beef offal with a sword, and then I'll consider opening a branch in Liyue.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.