They Asked Me to Pass Along Their Divorce, So I Changed the Message

Fresh out of college, Shen Fei binds himself to a Message-Twisting System.

He earns rewards simply by changing the messages people ask him to pass along.

His tomboy friend Lin Fei'er has parents who are giving each other the cold shoulder, so they ask Shen Fei to come and smooth things over.

Lin's mother says to Shen Fei, "Xiao Fei, tell your uncle I want a divorce."

Shen Fei: "Sure."

But Shen Fei tells Lin Sheng, "Uncle, Auntie knows she was wrong. She sent me to apologize and ask you to forgive her."

Lin's father: "Why didn't she come apologize herself?"

Shen Fei: "You know what women are like, don't you? They're a bit shy about this stuff."

Lin's father: "All right. For your sake, I'll forgive her."

Back home, Shen Fei tells Lin's mother, "Auntie, Uncle says he knows he was wrong. He hopes you won't be mad. He promises to turn over a new leaf!"

Lin's mother: "Why didn't he come tell me himself?"

Shen Fei: "Auntie, you know what men are like. They've got their pride..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.