Genshin Impact: My Health Bar Is About to Stretch Across Teyvat!

Lu Chen transmigrates to Teyvat and discovers, right after being born, that his health bar is in danger!

Good heavens, have you ever heard of someone transmigrating with a health bar of just 1?

Fortunately, all the max-level gear he grinded for as a paying player in his previous life came with him.

There isn't a single thing in all of Teyvat that he doesn't have in his inventory.

Even better, he becomes the only bug in the Genshin Impact world.

With every birthday, once he turns one, a zero gets added to his health bar.

As he looks at the horned girl holding his newborn self in her hands, Lu Chen melts.

Oh, hey, it's that one person, my ex-wife from my previous life. My current wife is the Raiden Shogun.

On his first birthday, Lu Chen sees a powerful person and immediately begs to be held, afraid his health bar might run out.

At twenty, Lu Chen secretly stows away on a ship to Inazuma to find his wife. In the Plane of Euthymia, the puppet Raiden Shogun chases him around and beats him for three days, until the puppet is completely worn out.

At a hundred, he half-holds the exhausted mastermind behind the Genshin Impact world, slumped in his arms. "Want to keep going?"

The Heavenly Principles, the great villain: "…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.