Global Cultivation: While Everyone Else Trains, I Lie Flat!

In an era when immortal cultivation had gone global, Tang Ping acquired the Lie Flat System.

Meditation? No! Contemplation? No! Fighting? No!

Sleeping: cultivation +1. Walking: cultivation +1. Eating: cultivation +1.

In the eyes of his teachers and classmates, Tang Ping was an unmotivated slacker who shirked all his work. So how did he end up at the top of the school's Top 100 list one day?

Tang Ping: "Don't make me fight. Every time I do, it costs a lot..."

While his teammates fought monsters up front, drenched in blood, Tang Ping sat in the back eating fried rice and drinking ice-cold cola. He even opened a parasol for himself afterward...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.