This Streamer’s the Real Deal: Livestreaming from Inside a Psychiatric Hospital as an Undercover Agent

Zhu Feng has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital twice. His fans say: “Zhu Feng’s gone crazy!”

The first time was for swinging a sledgehammer.

The second time, he disguised himself as a doctor and got hired. Livestreaming and treating patients? That’s small stuff. Leading the patients to make money, fight monsters, and save the world is what really matters.

When his romantic rival shows off, Zhu Feng waves a hand, and the guy is bundled into an ambulance and sent to a psychiatric hospital, where he spends all day in tears.

When the big boss starts showing off, Zhu Feng brings along patients dressed as zombies in the middle of the night, bouncing their way over to confront him.

Patient: “There’s a ball of fire in my head.” Zhu Feng: “I’m a virgin. I’ve got pee.”

Patient: “I’m a replicant, not a clone.” Zhu Feng: “Oh, copy and paste? My method is to cut and overwrite directly.”

The director: “Can you really cure mental illness?” Zhu Feng: “Absolutely! The trick is to give them a shared will.” The director: “I’m leaving them all to you.” And so Zhu Feng leads the patients to take on Pinduoduo and squeeze the online loan sharks. No matter how ruthless the bad guys are, how could they dare collect debts from lunatics? Later, he discovers that this method only makes the patients treat Zhu Feng as their god; it doesn’t cure them. So Zhu Feng turns to fully developing their various mental disorders. A short, weak blurb, but the main story is beefy and wildly satisfying.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.