Great Tang: The Sadistic System Throws One Hurdle After Another!

Daming Palace, Xuanzheng Hall.

Li Longji on the imperial throne still looked every inch an emperor!

Gao Lishi took off his boots, Yang Guozhong ground the ink, and Yang Yuhuan held the lamp.

System: Follow the instructions below to receive a reward.

The young man sat calmly in the seat of power. Looking at the Noble Consort before him, he unhurriedly wrote four words:

"Rich, but not greasy."

"..."

"People in later generations say that if Emperor Xuanzong had died twenty years earlier, it would have been a great blessing for the Tang dynasty!"

"What do you intend to do?"

"Your humble subject Li Yi'an respectfully requests that the Sage get out of Daming Palace!"

Reward granted: The skills of a Deyun Society master, including perfect mastery of every tongue-twisting routine!

What the heck?!

At a time like this, what good is knowing how to recite a menu?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.