My Blind Date Was a Monster, So I Pulled Out My Battle Game App

"This woman is terrifying. Let me hit her once to calm my nerves!"

He went to the wrong room for a blind date, only to find that his date was a vicious, eerie creature.

At death's door, Lu Xiu swung the divine weapon, Slash-a-Friend.

"One swing from me will take away ninety percent of your life!"

"Kind miss, could you help me take a swing?"

"Come on, fellow shoppers, give it your all! We're this close to killing it!"

"You say that's not enough? Don't worry, I've got another treasure!"

With a divine weapon in hand, Lu Xiu could have bulldozed his way to the top.

"I'm not interested in slaying demons and vanquishing evil."

"There's only one thing on my mind: studying!"

"I won't date anyone who's bad at studying. That goes for eerie creatures, too!"

"The jianghu isn't about fighting. It's about trigonometry!"

"You can borrow my treasure, sure. Just give me five jin of math worksheets!"

"Anyone who gets in the way of my studies will be condemned to an eternity in the mountain of books and sea of questions!"

This book is also known as: Eerie Revival: All I Want Is to Be a Quiet Top Student, Even Though I Have a Divine Weapon

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.