What? Tang Monk wants to be Buddha!
What? Yang Jian deposed the Jade Emperor!
What? The chaos in the Three Realms is all caused by Sun Wukong!
Dou Zhanfo, who returned from a journey to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, never expected that he would be screwed!
What does all this have to do with me, the time traveler? I'm just having fun! Why are you so serious?
Wukong, if you listen to me and become a god, you must have a normal mind. Please watch quietly as I bear your name, ignite fire in the world, defeat all immortals with mediocre qualifications, and restore the collapse of the three realms.
Facing the Sifan goddess Chang'e, the uncontrollable daughter King, the shattered Queen Mother, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva with a sea of sorrow, all the three pure people could only shout in unison: "Author, you are rushing to write an online article for the first time. We can't hold it any longer!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.