Xuanhuan: The Villain's Guide to Self-Rescue: My Antics Summoned the Desolate Heaven Emperor

Survival guide: Don't be greedy for money! Don't lust after women! Abolish your own cultivation and go home to farm. Never leave the mountain, and don't make a move unless you have to. If you can keep your head down, don't stand out. If you can avoid danger, don't be a hero. When trouble comes, take a step back. You can survive for three thousand chapters. Don't mess with fallen geniuses, and don't let your eyes wander when you meet a beauty. Don't get into bidding wars at auctions, and don't be greedy at gambling-stone markets. Follow these rules, and you'll make it to the ending for sure! Ye, Lin, Chen, and Su need special treatment too. And no cackling like a villain...

He had planned to follow the survival guide and keep his head down, but then he successfully activated a Success Rate System that lets him check the odds once a day. The daily question! "What's the success rate for this tribulation?" Success: 50%. "Rounded up, that's no different from throwing my life away. I'll put off the tribulation for now!" "What's the chance we'll find spirit marrow this time?" He saw a different number appear above everyone's head!

The System rewarded him with the Heaven-Rank technique, Divine Summoning, which can randomly summon a big shot from the myriad heavens to descend and grant him a portion of their power. The catch is that he has to be killed by the big shot before the summon succeeds.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.