Diary Exposure: This Is All True!

Someone's diary from his second year in high school was exposed by an unreliable system all over the internet. "It makes me feel embarrassed. I'm afraid the author has already committed suicide by now, right?" "How about we have fun fleshing out the author?" "I dug out three bedrooms and one living room with my toes." In the happy atmosphere of the entire network, one anchor found the place where the incident mentioned in the diary took place, and was ready to get some attention. Following the anchor's suicide attempt, a hundred-year-old zombie breaks out of the cage! "There are really zombies?!" The entire network was silent. "Nine-turn golden elixir?" "Heaven descends to earth?" "Helps the Yellow Emperor fight Chi You?" "The battle to confer gods?" All of this... Turns out to be true! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.