I Couldn't Lie Down Flat, so I Had to Become Invincible.

"Young man, don't lie down, get up and go against the will of heaven!" "If I don't go, I won't go. My family has a house and a field, and my life is full of joy! Why go against the will of heaven when you are so idle all year round? " "You really don't want to go?" "You won't even call me daddy!" "How about cheating on you?" "What's wrong?" "Except for living creatures, as long as they exist in this world, whatever you call comes, how about it?" "Am I the only one cheating? No one else is cheating?" "Yes!" "Thank you grandson!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.