Everyone Is an Eunuch: I Have a Life Simulator

A eunuch game for all descends, and everyone transmigrates to another world in ancient times.

But even with over 2,000 years of modern knowledge, life is still hard.

In fact, it is extraordinarily dangerous.

The emperor is young, powerful ministers usurp the throne, generals command their own armies, peasants rise in revolt, and the martial world is in chaos...

Fortunately, Ye Kun awakens a life simulator.

Choose three of the following ten traits to begin the simulation.

Month One: You are a fake eunuch in the Imperial Kitchen.

Month Two: After lunch, you accidentally fall to your death on a rockery.

Simulation over. You may permanently keep one trait.

By the time the newcomer protection period ends,

Ye Kun has already devised a foolproof plan.

Kill the eunuchs, capture the rebels, repel foreign invaders, scheme to usurp the throne, and become the most dazzling emperor in the world!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.