Was Blocked by Huang Pizi at the Beginning

What should you do if you are chased by Huangpizi at the beginning? Don't panic, netizens have many solutions. After Su Ran followed the netizens' instructions, something seemed a little wrong. Why do all netizens meet cute lolita who say "Da baa, da baa yo" in soft and waxy voices? And what the hell is this pickled cabbage vat in front of me that is as thick as a vat but not as high as the vat, and is all about the waist from the neck down? The most important thing is that this sauerkraut jar is... He actually wants to fuck himself! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.