Siheyuan: At Eight, I Cut Bang Geng Open to Find the Chicken

He Man transmigrated into the world of a courtyard-house drama and, from the start, became an eight-year-old boy whose family fortune was being seized by the Jia family.

They even wanted to pin Bang Geng's chicken theft on him and send him to juvenile detention.

Then he awakened the Lottery System.

He drew a nanosurgical scalpel.

Right there, he cut open Bang Geng and pulled out all the chicken meat, proving his innocence.

Then he sent Bang Geng to juvenile detention.

What, Silly Zhu says I'm cruel?

I'll give Silly Zhu a nightmare talisman and make him watch himself starve to death under a bridge after working so hard to raise the Jia family's three children.

What, the old lady's unhappy that I insulted Silly Zhu?

I'll draw a nanotech replica of the old lady and make Deaf Granny vacate her room without complaint.

The three neighborhood leaders come looking for trouble.

I'll make the hypocritical First Uncle, Yi Zhonghai, live out his days alone.

I'll send the official-obsessed Second Uncle, Liu Haizhong, to shovel manure.

I'll get the calculating Third Uncle hooked on pyramid schemes.

As for He Man, his life just keeps getting better, leaving all the courtyard busybodies green with envy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.