Lying Flat and Telling Stories at Tongfu Inn, I Was Exposed by the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion

After transmigrating into the Nine Provinces world of comprehensive martial arts, Chu Xuan unlocked the Lie Flat, Lazybones System. As long as he lay flat, he would receive rewards!

So Chu Xuan became a storyteller and lived in seclusion at the Tongfu Inn, recounting legendary scenes whenever he had time.

"At the words 'Sword, come!' countless flying swords surged toward Snowy Peak. On that day, the Old Sword God entered the Land Immortal realm!"

"A thousand tribulations, a hundred lifetimes of hardship, the ages rushing by in the blink of an eye! When yin and yang fall into chaos, I'll stain the blue sky with my demonic blood!"

"They say there's a Heavenly Secrets Pavilion in the Nine Provinces, led by Huang Rong, the Little Zhuge. Her plans never fail. The pavilion holds countless secrets, with spies spread throughout the Nine Provinces!"

Constable Xing: "Sir, I know about this. The Heavenly Secrets Pavilion has been ranking the top experts of the Nine Provinces these past few days. The person at the top turned out to be a storyteller called Chu Xuan. Isn't that hilarious?"

"And recently, Pavilion Master Huang Rong joined forces with the Tang Empress to offer a reward of a hundred thousand taels of gold for their husband, Chu Xuan!"

"By the way, sir, what did you say your name was again?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.