A Crummy Shop from the Start, and I'm Supposed to Promote Chinese Culture

Qin Chang'an works 996 hours and dies suddenly after refusing a young woman’s demands during a blind date. He transmigrates to the Nine Heavens Continent and becomes the owner of a little shop.

But this shop is extraordinary. Requesting a song here boosts your cultivation. Buy a Huaxia brand cassette player and you get your own BGM, with a 50% boost to combat strength. The JK uniforms here can speed up your cultivation, the cigarettes and betel nuts can restore your magic faster, the Swan Dance can train your body, and playing Red Dragon Mahjong can hone your spiritual sense…

Great Xia soldiers: "I only smoke Hua Zi. Anything else makes me cough."

Ji Xinghui: "Smoke Xuanhemen, and love only one person for a lifetime."

Oh, and remember one thing: never cause trouble in the shop, especially by harassing the female employees. The shopkeeper is very, very powerful.

They say even a Sage who visits will leave with regrets.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.