I, the Ghost-Backed Sage, Teach Fu Su to Beat Hu Hai to a Pulp

After transmigrating, Kong Yu, through a twist of fate, left the Jixia Academy for Xianyang to tutor Fusu, the First Prince. Thinking of the book burning and burying of scholars that would come later, Kong Yu shuddered. Was he really supposed to teach Fusu to become a timid Confucian scholar?

And so a new school of Confucianism rose. Its opening lesson, a reinterpretation of the Analects, made everyone understand their true nature.

Fusu: "Master, what does 'A gentleman who is not grave will not inspire awe' mean?"

Kong Yu: "If a gentleman doesn't hit hard, he can't establish his authority. Understand? When you beat Hu Hai, go all out!"

Fusu: "Does 'When you have come, then make the best of it' mean that since something has happened, you should accept it calmly?"

Kong Yu: "You idiot! Confucius meant that if the enemy has come, then bury them right here!"

Years later, Fusu led three thousand burly Confucian followers with their sleeves rolled up, stunning every dynasty under heaven!

The banner of the New Confucian School flew above the Qin Empire, where the sun never set!

Li Shimin: "You call this Confucianism?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.