I Didn't Visit the Grave on Qingming, So My Ancestors Came Looking for Me on Livestream

Late at night on Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Su Lin was working himself to the bone when his phone suddenly rang.

Friend: Brother Lin, your grandpa is livestreaming!

Su Lin: Don't mess with me. The old man has been dead for over ten years.

Friend: Why would I lie? He says you never came to visit his grave, so he's coming up to find you!

In a livestream on Douyin, the old man hovers with both feet off the ground:

Hey, bros, what do I do if my grandson didn't sweep my grave? I'm going up to find him tonight!

Su Lin was completely flustered. Grandpa, you can't blame me for this. It's all my heartless boss's fault for refusing to give me the day off!

That night, accompanied by incense, candles, and beer.

Su Lin: Grandpa, you're a big shot in the underworld. Could you introduce me to some of your friends?

A few years later, a certain Ghost King kicks down Su Lin's door. I heard you lured away my not-yet-wed concubine and made her your maid?

Inside, Su Lin is drinking with the Four Great Judges. You need something?

The Ghost King: Holy crap, no, it's fine. Wrong room. Please carry on, esteemed seniors.

The Four Great Judges: Hold it right there! You think you can kick down the door of the old man's precious grandson?

Su Lin used to look down on people who lived off their parents.

Now he realizes it's seriously awesome!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.