Journey to the West: This Monkey Is Way Too Cautious

After transmigrating to the world of Journey to the West, he became Sun Wukong.

From the start, Patriarch Bodhi smacked him on the head three times in a row: "Duang, duang, duang."

Sun Wukong was instantly dumbfounded. It looked like he was about to be kicked down the mountain.

So Sun Wukong decided to play it safe.

Patriarch Bodhi: Wukong, I meant to teach you supernatural arts last night. Why didn't you come?

Sun Wukong: ??

"Wukong, today I'll teach you the art of supernatural transformation."

"Your disciple seeks only the Great Dao. How could I let these unorthodox tricks distract me from my true purpose?"

"Good disciple, this is a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by a Sage. Take it, and you'll become a Daluo Golden Immortal on the spot."

"The path of cultivation demands that I overcome every obstacle myself. How can I rely on external aids?"

With the Journey to the West plan drawing closer and closer,

Patriarch Bodhi stared blankly at the macaque before him, who was still only at the Celestial Immortal realm, and fell into deep thought.

"Brother Tathagata, we're done for. This monkey's a lost cause. How about we get another one?"

Tathagata: ??

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.