From the Start, Zhou Jie Shows Off Her Idiom Skills, and I Roast Her Into Silence

After eating a mouthful of old-pit pickled cabbage, Yang Lu woke up transmigrated into the body of a man with the same name, who had died of excitement while connecting to Zhou Jie on a livestream. On the computer screen, Zhou Jie was showing off her literary knowledge like crazy.

Zhou Jie: Guys, I scored 140 on the Chinese portion of my college entrance exam! Phrases like "a fox's armpit," "take off your pants with your back turned," and "earnest and heartfelt" are all right at my fingertips!

Yang Lu: A fox has armpit odor? What are you trying to imply?

You like to stand with your hands behind your back when you use the bathroom? That habit makes it hard to keep the splashes down.

When someone speaks too harshly, do you silently hold a grudge? Such a petty little woman!

Zhou Jie: I'll kick your lungs in!

The viewers in the livestream room were laughing nonstop, shouting,

"Zhou Jie has shut down!"

Meanwhile, hearing the System's rewards, Yang Lu was grinning from ear to ear.

"The Host receives a top-of-the-line Rolls-Royce."

"The Host receives a voucher for 5 billion in online traffic worldwide."

"The Host receives..."

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