From the Start: Surrounded by Thousands of Soldiers

Zhou's name might mean "little rascal," but he's a real scoundrel! He was sitting on the toilet in a luxurious 800-square-meter apartment at Tangcheng Yipin, minding his own business.

Then an accident sent him transmigrating to a wuxia world with an iPhone 99, and the outrageous, hilarious jokes he'd heard before the trip became his ticket to survival.

From the start, he transmigrates right into the middle of a battlefield, with millions watching.

He hires a nanny who looks exactly like his ex-girlfriend.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.