Time Travel: a Pig and Its Mentally Retarded System

"Damn it, why have I become a pig and have to be killed?" "Dingdong, hello host, I realize that your life is in danger, and your system has been activated." "Then help me untie the rope." "Dingdong, hello host, I can't" "Help, system" "Dingdong, host, please wish yourself well." "System, I'm hungry. Let's get some food." "Dingdong, hello host, I don't know how to do it" "You're a mentally retarded system, you can't do anything, what's the use of you?" "Other hosts are handsome, hard-working and smart, and at worst they are human beings. You are just a pig. What's the use of you as a host?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.