Living on Zhongnan Mountain, with a Golden Core-Stage Pet

I've transmigrated!

Su Lin stands atop Zhongnan Mountain, his green robe fluttering in the wind.

He has nothing but a [censored] by his side and a battered old book.

A System? A golden finger?

Heh. No such luck.

All he can do is grow crops, raise animals, and occasionally refine pills and draw talismans...

Then, quite by accident:

The greatest righteous cultivator in the outside world gets his pants bitten through on Zhongnan Mountain by a [censored].

The world's greatest demonic cultivator gets pecked blind by a chicken on Zhongnan Mountain.

The oldest monster in the world gets his back broken when a cow charges into him on Zhongnan Mountain.

Su Lin: I hear the world outside is in chaos. Why is it so peaceful here on Zhongnan Mountain?

Cultivators from outside: Su Lin, how about you open your eyes and take a look at the demonic pets behind you before you say that?

A lighthearted story, but not a mindless face-slapping novel. Read with caution.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.