Are You Crazy? You Call This Infrastructure?

"I only wanted him to apologize, but he rushed over and slapped me twice." - Ryan the Ogre.

"I just wanted to swindle a few gold coins. I never thought he'd end up ruling Sabisen." - Marquis Landry.

"His Mad Lion Legion is camped outside my bedchamber. What am I supposed to do?" - The Bewitching Queen of Gondor.

"Have you lost your mind? You're farming on my land?" - The Elf Queen.

"That guy is a walking natural disaster. Burn him to death and offer him to our Titan ancestors." - The Dwarves.

"He pushed my city over, and it looks beautiful." - The Barbarian King.

"I won. I won his contempt." - The Legendary Mage.

"Expansion is a necessity. Occupation is the norm. Wherever our army marches, nothing is beyond our reach." - Gawain.

A fantasy-world lord's farming life, an original work.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.