Journey to the West: This Monk Has Returned to Secular Life

Ye Fan used to be a street thug. One day, he transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Tang Sanzang. What the hell! Why bother retrieving those scriptures?

System: Kill the bandits to claim a reward. Ye Fan: Wukong, take them out.

System: Kill the White Dragon to claim a reward. Ye Fan: Wukong, beat it to death with your staff.

System: Recruit Zhu Bajie as a disciple for a reward. Marriage reward: unknown.

Ye Fan: Bajie, I'm making the arrangements. You two are getting married tonight.

Queen of the Women's Country: Imperial Brother!

Chang'e: Holy Monk. ...

Wuneng: "Master, this is bad! Heaven has sent Nezha!"

Ye Fan: Send Erlang Shen to sic the dog on him.

If the gods come, kill the gods. If the Buddhas come, stop the Buddhas. If beautiful women show up, of course I'll welcome them to abandon darkness and embrace the light.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.