A Packet of Pickled Cabbage Noodles Takes the Internet by Storm, and the Nation Names Me a Swordbearer

Classic pickled cabbage noodles? Made by some guy with stinky feet stomping on them?

They sure are tangy, but... ugh, spit!

"Streamer, help me get a discount on Pinduoduo!"

"A hundred thousand people can hack down Causeway Bay, but they can't get the price of one phone down?"

"Give a hundred thousand people a bowl to beg with, and in an hour they'd have enough for a luxury car!"

"Li Yunlong took Taiyuan with ten thousand men, but a hundred thousand people can't get the price of one phone down!"

"I hereby declare Su Cheng the Swordbearer of the Nation!"

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