Grandpa, I'll Burn You Some Paper Money and Unite the Underworld

More than twenty years ago, Su Ze transmigrated to a world where demons and monsters were returning, and his grandfather raised him single-handedly.

Three years ago, after his grandfather died, Su Ze inherited the haunted house his grandfather had run at an amusement park. Three years later, Su Ze dreamed every day that his grandfather was asking him to burn paper money, and activated the Ghost-Helping System.

"Good grandson, Grandpa's got a grand plan to unite the underworld. Once you come down here, you'll have nothing to worry about, so hurry up and burn some paper money to support me."

"Good grandson, burn Grandpa some more paper money. The army's expenses are too high."

Su Ze was exasperated. His grandpa spent way too much, so he called him directly.

"Grandpa, how about I burn you a few money-printing machines, and you can print your own..."

"Grandpa, send a few ghost immortals to back me up, quick. The Daoists and Buddhists are both here to catch ghosts, and the ghosts at home can't hold them off."

"Grandpa, uniting the underworld is a huge undertaking. I'll burn you a few thousand AKs and a few hundred shells. If that doesn't work, I'll burn you a nuclear bomb!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.